List Of Top 10 Worst Chat-Up Lines

The chat-up line, “I like your dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor” has been named the worst of all by women.

 In a list of corny lines least likely to succeed it was followed by: “I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest?”
A study by dating app Flirt Planet says only five per cent of women like chat-up lines and more than half prefer a simple compliment.

Both sexes said flirting is highly stressful and tests confirmed higher heart rates and increased sweating.
One in five females and one in eight men are so scared they physically shake in a flirty chat.
Spokesman Sebastian Coman said: “Some compared the stress to the stress experienced during their driving test.”

The top 10 chat-up lines

1) I like your dress – but it would look better on my bedroom floor
2) I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest
3) Your eyes are like spanners – every time I look at them my nuts tighten
4) Are you Jamaican? Because you’re Jamaican me crazy…
5) Is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen your eyes from heaven
6) You look like a parking ticket – because you’ve got fine written all over you
7) Did it hurt – falling from heaven
8) If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put ‘u’ and ‘I’ together
9) Are you tired? Because you’ve been running round my mind all night
10) Have a feel of this shirt – do you know what that feels like?Boyfriend material